i hate guys who judge breast-size. i mean, we can’t all be boobzilla.
I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.
If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry
- It won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- You’re a pussy
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away